Monday, May 28, 2007

To Exacerbate Exasperation: The Byzantine and Ineffable Shenanigans of the Pugnacious, Yet Erudite Scofflaw, "Daffodil" Dean Weslington

by Cap'n Neurotic

The red-head walked into the corner store, glancing at his list before making a bee-line for the dairy products. After a brief scan of the meager selection, he grabbed a half gallon 2% with an expiration date a little over a week away. "Guess this will have to do," he thought before heading to the counter, paying his money, and walking home, marking off yet one more item on his list as he did so.

THE END?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Oh, wait, yeah, it is. Sorry to get y'all's hopes up.

The End

1 comment:

Cap'n Neurotic said...

Yeah, in case you were wondering, inspiration was totally lacking for me this time around.